Two cows are standing in a field, when one says to the other, "So, this mad cow disease got you worried at all?"
"Why should it?" snorts the other cow. "I'm a duck!"
In a similar vein, a guy standing at a bus shelter is reading a newspaper, and turns to the fellow next to him, indicating the lead article.
"I'm a little concerned about this Asian bird flu," says the reader.
"Not me, mate," comes the reply.
"Oh? Why not?"
"Well, I'm a bloke, ain't I?"
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The bloke point is actually decent, isn't it? As of right now, its still a bird disease. Good joke.
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