Idle thoughts

To be expanded on in due course...

• What would you get if Edward Scissorhands was introduced to Marge Simpson's hair?
  
• What is the present tense of "wrought"?
  
• Another South African city gets a name change. Pretoria, we shall remember thee.
  
• Man confesses to crime on national television, is subsequently arrested. There but for the grace of anonymous...
  
• Jim Carrey kills 120,000 Asians in Bruce Almighty and spends the rest of the movie dealing with his guilt over getting his slimy colleague fired from the anchor team. What the fuck?
  
• Sorry, Daniel Day-Lewis. You made Gangs of New York a fascinating movie to watch. My humblest apologies.