My metier is running

Big up to the Scrivener for pointing me this way. Someone's taken the scribbly nastiness out of stripping and I've not been able to stop:

• World's Funniest Joke (popular in kindergarten and football crowds)
• Organ Grinder (just when you were sure of your supply/demand cycle)
• Robot Heaven (guess it's about to find out!)
• Figure of Speech (which one, exactly?)
• more to come as inspiration strikes

There's a lot of real rubbish, if you're going to browse through other attempts, but a few gems are to be found among the rubble too.