A voucher for a free Happy Meal with my quarterpounder and fries today netted me (read: Zara) this pink Hello Kitty pencil case that looks remarkably like an emergency dildo. You know what I mean; an object that, in a pinch, will do as a convenient replacement for the real thing. Sheer boredom during class (read: lectures) has been known to raise libidos by orders of magnitude, and there isn't a fridge or grocer's to hand for a cucumber or mutantly large carrot . It seems that McD's (or Hello Kitty manufacturers, a more disturbing thought intrudes) is enhancing their customer service ethos by catering to these urges. I say, a salutary effort, if so. Bring on the vibrating Sonic the Hedgehog 'back massagers' and Pokémon pleasure pussies! Sex education for the nation, at a pound ninety-nine!
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