You should see the barrage of stupid questions

Anyone who has ever worked as a store attendant/video rental jockey/nameless peon of some sort will appreciate the Acts of Gord. For example,

"I said it was stolen. I don't owe you anything! My mom said that when a game is stolen that I don't have to pay for it."

This actually happens, those of who who've never been clerks. Swear to Gord. Oh, and sheer perfectitude:

The Gord often wonders why people threaten to never come back after they've been told never to return.

Nods knowingly, and wonders why more employers don't do this:

"I'd like to drop off a resume."

"Sure."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm marking it."

He failed.